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FUNNY THINGS YOU SEE IN NIGERIA.

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Is only in Nigeria, that it is mandatory- for you to finish your food before eating your meat.
Is only in Nigeria, that when your Yoruba parent greet you with respect, you know you’re in trouble.
Is only in Nigeria, you’ll be watching a movie with your parent and when they are about to kiss or cuddle, your father will tell you to go and sweep the kitchen.
Is only in Nigeria, that the easiest way to know your father is broke is when you ask him for money in 2015, and he suddenly remind you of his change you didn’t return in September 2012.
Is only in Nigeria, that your neighbor will offer you your favorite meal in front of your mom, and you suddenly pretend you’re not hungry hoping your mom will tell you to collect it.
Is only in Nigeria you see a man wearing Net singlet holding a bunch of keys, and you need nobody to tell you that he is an Igbo man in Alaba market.
Is only in Nigeria you see a girl’s Facebook status reading “Jesus the Lover of my soul” and you need nobody to tell you that she just broke up with her guy.
Is only in Nigeria, you’ll say you belong to everybody but nobody, and people will still believe you.
Is only in Nigeria, you see a guy’s Facebook post reading “No love like a mother’s love for her child” and you can just tell they just broke his heart.
Is only in Nigeria, your mathematics Teacher will do the one example in your text book and leave the difficult ones as an assignment?
Is only in Nigeria, your dad will tell you to wash his car, and when you refuse, he take the DSTV remote to his working place as a punishment.
Is only in Nigeria a girl will be bold enough to ask her Boyfriend for what her dad can’t afford.
Is only in Nigeria, that  musicians are  more than the fans.
Is only in Nigeria, all girls want their guy to have pink lips like Wiz kid, Dimple like Davido and six packs like Iyanya.
Is only in Nigeria, your father will wake you from sleep, to come and look for the T.V remote.
Is only in Nigeria, your mom’s coughs has three different meaning: when she coughs once, it means you should keep quiet.
When she coughs twice, it means you should go outside.
When she cough three times, it means you’ve ignored the previous cough, and when the visitor is gone, if she catch you-you’re dead.